A glass of wine
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Because alcohol has to go through a purification process Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of $hit..
3 comments:
Alkoholische,
I certainly don't care about drinking poop. Freedom and Wisdom is very important.
In case you did not know, there is a "Wine Tent" at the Wiesn. It can be found here ---> http://www.oktoberfest.de/en/article/Beer+Tents/The+big+tents/Weinzelt+-+A+glass+of+wine%E2%80%A6/320/
And... here is proof, BarleyMan on the left, Einfahrt on the right ---> http://www.vozels.com/images/oktoberfest/dscf1435.jpg.
funny look at the sign behind them. Who said something about poop?
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