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Friday, September 16, 2005

Today's German Primer...

Today's posting will concentrate on some of the most important words or phrases that will be required during the Oktoberfestians' visit to Munich. By no means are these the only ones required, so should you have a need for a phrase, please ask. If I have forgotten something extremely useful, please comment.

Bier... Pronounced: Beeeeer
If you do not know this, you should not be going.

Danke... Pronounced: Dunka
Thank you (informally).

Vielen Dank... Pronounced: Feelen Dunk
Thank you very much (informally). Not to be confused with feelin' drunk.

Bitte... Pronounced: Bitta
Your welcome when it follows "Danke".
Please when used after a questions.
Please/Excuse me when used by itself.

Eins... Pronounced: eyenz
One.

Zwei... Pronounced: Zweye
Two.

Drei... Pronounced: Dreye
Three.

Eins/Zwei/Drei Bier Bitte... Pronounced: xxx Beeeer Bitta
One/Two/Three Beers please.

Guten Tag... Pronounced: Gooten Tag
Godd day/Good afternoon (an informal greeting)

Guten Abend... Pronounced: Gooten Ahbend
Good Evening

Gute Nachte... Pronounced: Gooota Nahkt
Good Night

Aufwiedersehen... Pronounced: owf veeder sayen
Good bye/See you again.

Ya... Pronounced: Ya
Yes

Nein... Pronounced: Nine
No

Yavohl... Pronounced: Ya Vohl
A very strong and sometime "fanatic" Yes. Depending on the mood or people, it could be controversial because of its Nazi roots. Be careful with this word.

More to follow in the next two weeks.....

3 comments:

BarleyMan said...

Wo ist das Pissort?

Werden Sie verbunden?

Haben Sie überhaupt einen gewachsenen blanken Mann gesehen?

Kann ich das Bier weg von Ihren Nippeln lecken?

Chugger said...

"Kann ich das Bier weg von Ihren Nippeln lecken?"

Now that certainly desrves a hearty YAVOHL ! ! !

Barbus said...

OK you've asked for it:

Blodes Arschloch - stupid asshole
Dummes Huhn - stupid chicken
Scheisse - shit
Mutterficker - motherfucker
Hurensohn - son of a bitch
hure - whore
Depp - idiot
Drecksau - dirty pig
Arschgesicht - Assface
Fick dich! - Fuck You
Fick mich -Fuck me
Schlampe - Tramp or Slut
das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an - None of your fucking business
Auf Wiedersehen Fickakopf - Goodbye fuckhead
Leck mich am Arsch - Lick my ass
mach es dir selber - Go fuck yourself
scheissekopf - shithead
Lichten mein asch - kiss my ass