San Diego (September 8, 2005), Einfahrt, in a rage over political postings on Internet Blogsite, unleashes the wrath of his evil empire on hapless BarleyMan. Needless to say, BarleyMan's trusty canine companion, saves the day and captures the vile creature pictured in this article.
Under intense, Guantanamo style interrogation, the above mentioned scorpion squealed, revealing this insidious plot.
The popular News program, Hannity and Combes, tries to deflect a conservative bend on this story by interviewing renown beer drinker, Chugger, who stated that the real reason this attack was launched was due to the fact that Einfahrt wanted more beer at Oktoberfest.
We will keep you updated on the story..
2 comments:
[voice in background] Muffy! They caught that one. Order another scorpion! and get that damn dog out of the way before letting it into Barleyman's toilet bowl!
[mumbles from Muffy}
[Original voice] No, I didn't know the dog checked the bowl either, but apparently it did. Maybe get a cat or something caught in the garage door for the dog to occupy itself while the scorpion does its thing.
[Click] OK. Where were we? Oh. Barleyman, I deny ever seeing that scorpion. Was it two and one half inches, black, and had a mole on it's left foreclaw? Nope never saw it.
There is enough beer at Oktoberfest isn't there? You'll not drink too much will you?
I now know the depths you will go to prevent my beer guzzling. I have read your book, Herr Einfahrt.
Paulaner Girl and I will remain vigilant, in the face of adversity. We fully expect you to recruit your henchmen, like Chugger, to try and thwart our voyage to the Promised land.
We await your lackeys, Einfahrt. Bring them on!
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