As some of you know Gene Huck (Mid 90's) passed a few weeks ago.  Years ago at NCR I wrote down several of his famous zingers.  I thought I would publish them here.

Warning these are from the 1980's so no political correctness in these.  If you are going to be offended then enjoy!

                                        " The Unabridged Huckster's One Liners!"

1)  These streets are slicker than hand hammered owl shit.

2)  Duck Fucker

3)  Crazy Bastards

4) The difference between a man's brain and a woman, is a man's brain is anchored by a set of balls.

5)  It is so cold in here it will freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

6)  It is hotter in here than a fist fucking fox in a forest fire.

7)  Hotter than the hinges in Hell

8)  I am shivering like a dog passing peach stones.

Honorable mention this might be from Mike Iwicki

9)  We are skateboarding through Paradigms