Less than two weeks until the trip of a lifetime.. Oktoberfest Analysts are wondering:
1. How many beers will be drunken total during the trip?
2. How many beers will Flyin Dan leave half full?
3. How many times will Doppleboch say" Good god, that's horrible!"... or something to that effect.
4. Will sheep be present at Flyin Dan's farm? Will the lambs look like Flyin Dan?
5. How may different law enforcement jurisdictions will the crew personally encounter?
6. Sausages or Hendl?.. at some point, it won't matter.
7. Will the team stay away from discussing politics for 8 whole days???
8. In what form will Einfahrt appear, spiritual only?
9. Will Chugger go over Niagara Falls in a beer keg?
10. And the final question: Who the fuck is Alice?
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Ok so Keith and I were prepping for the event when this blog came in. I will take the fist cut at answering the question the inquiring mind wants to know!
1. How many beers will be drunken total during the trip? Enough
2. How many beers will Flyin Dan leave half full? None! Check Barley Man you have accused the wrong person. Photo evidence will clearly exonerate Flyin Dan and clearly point our the bier crime person of all times Einfarth!
3. How many times will Doppleboch say" Good god, that's horrible!"... or something to that effect. Hmm,,,I say not much as we are HB for the most part and I can personally say Riggs is awesome.
4. Will sheep be present at Flyin Dan's farm? Will the lambs look like Flyin Dan? No lambs look like the best man in my wedding Bill Layndecker. But just for you Dave, He is bringing Muffy for your bestiality pleasure. (Don't worry she does not know English but she might whisper to Joyce like the horse whisper movie)
5. How may different law enforcement jurisdictions will the crew personally encounter? Hmmmm, I say none unless thank you for your service. Don't worry Barley Man, we won't point to you as the person that wants to defund the police. His name is Bubba in your holding tank.
6. Sausages or Hendl?.. at some point, it won't matter. Correct, I can only pray for beef one night or pasta!
7. Will the team stay away from discussing politics for 8 whole days??? See 5 it is just starting, but we still love you Barley Man!! ha Ha
8. In what form will Einfahrt appear, spiritual only? Yes he wants to meet Muffy! Be good boys and share, she has some age on her.
9. Will Chugger go over Niagara Falls in a beer keg? Canada is still closed for Americans but America is open to the Canucks, Hmmm?
10. And the final question: Who the fuck is Alice? I don't know but I knew a red head in college named Alice, any chance we will see her? She was hot, but had a temper!
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