My friends,
I have raised my children to respect their elders. To listen to us and learn from our wisdom. In many cases, being a liberal, I expect them to explore new avenues to learn; knowing that my foundation of teaching will give them the basis for good decisions.
However, there are certain sacred topics where I expect them to follow our teaching without variance.
But, my friends, I found out that my son, Private Hops, had violated my trust. While cleaning up the back patio, I found a cooler filled with beer. OK. But then I inspected the beer and found it was....... Keystone Light. I gasped. I could not look at the cans directly (like Medusa). It was horrible. My son! Sure, I can understand if you're drinking someone else's beer at 3am and that is all there is. But he brought it ONTO MY PROPERTY. He exposed the women folks to this evil brew. Lord knows what the neighbors think.
But there is hope. We turn him from the dark side in Munich. I trust you will all be with me on this. Please turn your prayers towards salvation.
PS For our friends in The Netherlands, Keystone Light is water made to look like beer.
What is happening? Inquiring minds want to know. Apparently the government is cracking down on the Red Light District, and even closing down up to 1/3 of the fine entertainment establishments. Read about it here...
