
Join us as we plan and document our travels to the land of pork products and the golden nectar; Oktoberfest. Enjoy as we experience a World Class Event full of fun, frivolity and Gemütlichkeit.
Wednesday, March 09, 2011
Friday, March 04, 2011
Thursday, March 03, 2011
The Dirndls Bow

Drink Your Share
Reference this article on "brauereisterben" uncovered by Einfahrt.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Technical question
Oktoberfest - Bringing People Together
"What do you think of ObamaCare?"
Liberal: "It has been proven that drinking high quality bier as produced here in München leads to a higher quality of life, and will actually reduce the need for healthcare."
Conservative: "I agree, can I buy you another Maß?"
"Should abortion be legalized?"
Conservative: "I believe everyone is entitled to choice, do you prefer a Helles or a Dunkel?"
Liberal: "I'll have what your having, as long as it is fresh."
"With today's fiscal crisis, do you believe there should be drastic spending cuts?"
Liberal: "Excessive spending does lead to catastrophic consequences. I am so glad the breweries have held the line on prices. We are entitled to good bier at affordable prices."
Conservative: "I don't know about the 'entitled' part, but I'm sure glad we are here together to enjoy it. Should we have another Maß?"
"Food and other commodity prices have beeen skyrocketing lately, what do you think?"
Conservative: "Maybe we should only have one Doner tonight."
Liberal: "Well, if we have our first at 23:30, by the time we are finished it will be tomorrow, and we can have another one."
Conservative: "I agree, and let's also have a Maß with the one tomorrow."
"What is your favorite tent song, Let It Be or Take Me Home Country Roads?"
Liberal / Conservative: Who The Fuck is Alice ! !???? ! ! ! !
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Elementary German
Here's the German you need to know:
Bier: Bier (Drink this)
Wein: Don't drink this
Ratler: Beer and lemonade: Don't drink this unless you are a girl
Wasser: water Drink a lot of this
Dunkel: Dark Bier
Weissbier: Wheatbeer
Helles: Munich lager Bier (pretty much you'll always get)
Eis: Ice, don't worry they don't have it
Ein: One (as in Beer)
Zwei: Two (as in one for you, and one for me)
Drei: Three (another one for chugger)
Damen; Women (as in Bathroom) (Don't go in this one)
Pissort: Place to pee, usually free, usually a big trough, sometimes occupied by Australians
Herren: Place to go, sometimes have to pay
Hendl: Chicken, roasted...think rotisserrie
Rindfliesch: Usually beef
Kalbfleisch: Veal
Haxen: Pork Knuckle, roasted for few hours... very tasty
Wienerschnitzel: NOT a Hot Dog chain, but shmished pork, deep fried, like a texas tenderloin
Kartoffelsalat: Potato Salad
Sauerbraten: See web site, beef covered with a sour sauce..
Donner: Amazing Gyro like food found throughout Europe, best eaten after drinking
Gleis: Track, as in Train track, usually followed by a number
Zug: Train
Einfahrt: Fellow oktoberfester, also entrance
Ausfahrt: Exit, or what Einfahrt does after he had too much beer, worse the next day.
Flughaven: Airport
Hauptbahnhof: Main Central Train station (Bahnhof is secondary station)
Zimmer: Room
Police: Polizei
Jawohl: Yes, Used to be only heard on Hogan's Heroes, but more prevalent since German Unification
Nein: No
Verbotten: Forbidden
Thats about all you need to know. Everything else is self-explanatory. A few of use speak more than others, but we get by, and most Bavarians speak English. We are much better behaved than the Eastern Europeans, and the Australians, that they don't mind we are American.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Food in Bavarian
For SchlumbergerLady
Keith...
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Saturday, February 19, 2011
Ein Mas for BarleyMan
Keith...
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Hendl for BarleyMan
Keith...
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Guten Tag von Hofbrauhaus
Keith...
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Thursday, February 17, 2011
Off to............
Prost!
The Alfa
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
The Affect of the 1st Bier
And now you see the aftermath of Einfahrt's experimentation with the golden nectar...
That's Einfahrt on the right, and working left is yours truly, Chugger, Jim Von Hollie, and Mike "Psycho" Iwicki.
A Classic Traveler's Moment
As we are all aware, the stereotype of Japanese tourists is the large groups with their cameras, always taking pictures. On this trip, we were enjoying our golden nectar at the Augustiner Brau bier hall, when a large group of Japanese tourists arrived. It was early afternoon, and they were seated not to far from our group, taking pictures. So, being the obnoxious bier drinkers that some of us were at the time (probably alcohol induced), we decided it was appropriate to take pictures of the Japanese tourists taking pictures of us. So here ya go...
Pics from the Original Trip
Here's the Eagle's Nest....
The train ride into the Salt Mine......
Some of us in our jump suits for the Salt Mine trip. In order, right to left... Einfahrt, Jim Von Hollie dad, Jim Von Hollie.
And finally (for now at least), the aftermath on the train ride home. Chugger and The Designated Walker.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Fun Day Trips Part 1
Over the years we have taken many trips out into Bavaria to see the sights, and try new things. One of my favorites was the trip to Berchtesgaden. There are 2 main things to do in the town.
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Reservation or not to Reservation
Saturday, February 12, 2011
So, what do you do on the off year?
Friday, February 11, 2011
Newbie to the Blog
Prost,
Mark McLean
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Advice on Lederhosen
Hello All!
Sincerely,
Betrunken
Wednesday, February 09, 2011
Is it best to book flights early?
Tuesday, February 08, 2011
New Oktoberfest Theme
The idea was to turn our tradition over to our offspring. Well, for various reasons, this hasn't worked out. While the next generation may assume our awesome duties, it will not be this year.
As result, I propose a new theme to guide us:
Since this will be the "final" scheduled trip for some of us, we should treat the trip as a frontier to be explored while we reflect on our history. We should have two days available for day trips, and I suggest one trip be a return to one of of favorite venues. While I am not advocating anything at this time (a Grand Puhba Emeritus would never do that), we could revisit memories of young babies drinking bier at Kloster Andechs, or enjoy the beauty of Englischer Garden at the Chinesischer Turm . I also propose that this year we make a point to visit a sight we have always discussed, but never visited. Could it be time to finally go to Augsburg, or maybe even Nurnberg?
Or should we just go with the flow, drink our bier, and have a great time?
Let's hear from you, Oktoberfestions...
Monday, February 07, 2011
change of hotel
Sunday, February 06, 2011
Dentist uses Oktoberfest Dirndle dresses to distract patients
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Dario Diaz & Aram Guluzian Confirmed - Part II
- What gods these Oktoberfestians are, I aspire to their alter of bierness.
- What a bunch of drunks.
2011 Oktoberfest Trip Site Launched
Monday, January 24, 2011
Dario Diaz & Aram Guluzian Confirmed
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Let's remember...
There is only one rule/caveat; you cannot reference one of the all time moments that have gone done in Oktoberfest history. As the initiator of this topic, I declare the following top 5 events to be forever enshrined in our Oktoberfest hall of fame, and not available for discussion:
- Iwicki Stair Diving
- Tuna Fish Pizza
- Assisted ATM Withdrawal
- Bush Full of Barf
- Rang’s Woody
For those of you that experienced these events, just enjoy the memory. For those that have no clue, maybe a future topic will explore these classics.
So, who will go first?
Sunday, January 09, 2011
Now on to the waiting and drinking...
Flight reservations have been made for Chugger and Bob D.
Get moving Einfahrt and BarleyMan.
Thursday, January 06, 2011
What do we do in Amsterdam?
Tuesday, January 04, 2011
Classic Oktoberfest Songs
via YouTube
Sierra Madre
via YouTube
Die Hände zum Himmel
via YouTube
Anton aus Tirol
via YouTube
And the Grand Daddy of all German Drinking songs, the One, The Only.....
Take Me Home Country Roads You better learn this whether you like John Devnver or not !
Friday, December 31, 2010
Oktoberfest Hotel and Day Trips
BarleyMan mentioned some great day trips for first-timers. Another favorite of ours that BarleyMan did not mention is Kloster Andechs; a wonderful old monestary with great views, great food, and some good bier as well.
If you are planning four days in Munchen, I would suggest only two day trips though. Depending on your arrival date/time, Friday is usually a "get situated" day, which usually ends up with us at the Hofbrauhaus for most of the afternoon and evening. You probably would want to spend one of the days just wandering around Munchen and seeing some of the local sites; Marienplatz, Glockenspiel, and some of the local bier gardens like Augustiner Keller and Viktualienmarkt. Of course there is also Englischer Garden with its 3 huge bier gardens. You just need to have a general plan and be prepared to do something different at the last minute.
Tickets for the tents ARE NOT REQUIRED. While there are reserved seats that can be purchased, these reservations technically go on sale in January, and they are almost exclusively bought up by corporations, locals and travel groups. In the past we have been able to get reserved seats once or twice through other contacts, but it is not something you can count on. The fun part of Oktoberfest, especially for first timers like you, would be to just go to a tent, and wander around until you can squeeze into a table. These are the tables with the most party oriented people, and gives you the opportunity to meet people from around the world with the same common interests as you; good bier and fun! There are 14 tents, some seating 10k - 12k people, so you can only imagine the fun one can have.
Two good resoureces for you:
- Semi-offical Oktoberfest site. Lots of good information, trivia and history.
- Beer Drinkers Guide to Munich. While not especially about Oktoberfest, this book guides you through many of the city's great bier establishments. We have used this "bible" since our first trip in 1993, and I suggest this be your very next purchase. Myself, BarleyMan and Einfahrt are promently pictured as Field Researchers here ---> Linky
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Beginner's Guide to Oktoberfest - Part I
In 2011, Oktoberfest runs from 17 September through 3 Oktober. We have been on every weekend, but seem to have settled on the 2nd weekend. This means the weekend of 23 September. The first weekend is interesting if you want to watch the big parade that kicks off the festivities. That weekend tends to draw alot more people at the Weisn (short for Thereisienwiese, which is the name of the area where Oktoberfest is held). Of course you don't need to go on a weekend, it just works out best for us that way due to vacation schedules.
We tend to arrive early Friday and leave on Tuesday, about 4 full days. This has always been our modus operandi, and seems to work well for us. We take trips during the day and drink in the evening. Not to say we don't drink during the day as well.
Anyway, these two decisions are important because you then need to worry about plane tickets and hotels. We usually have our tickets booked by the end of January/beginning of February. We try to use frequent flyer miles, but might need to actually pay this year. This then leads to a hotel. As you can imagine, rooms fill up quickly, so like flight reservations, we tend to get our hotel set up at the same time. We have been staying at a small hotel right by the train station everytime we have gone, and can provide info if you desire.
Welcome to the Blog, and keep the conversation going. Remember, no question is a bad question. We had to learn this the hard way, with lots of alcohol in our system.
I will let the others introduce themselves, but I am Chugger, in Dayton, OH, and have been on every trip this group has made since 1993 ! Only two of us can say that.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Welcome Our New Members...
- Aram Guluzian
- Dario Diaz
Welcome to Aram and Dario from Chugger !
Tuesday, December 07, 2010
Please welcome....
Say hello to Bob, treat him like family, and more importantly, suggest a screen name.
Friday, December 03, 2010
Why we go to Oktoberfest
Thursday, December 02, 2010
Possible DAY --> AMS --> MUC --> DAY Itinerary
Depart 3:25pm Dayton
Arrive 7:55am Amsterdam (Wed 21 Sept)
Fri 23 Sep 2011
Depart 7:04am Amsterdam Centraal
Arrive 2:33pm München Hbf
Tue 27 Sep 2011
Depart 9:50am München
Arrive 5:56pm Dayton
Wednesday, December 01, 2010
I Reiterate...
By late January or early February we usually have our plans pretty well set. This allows us to get hotel and plane reservations. So, with that said, let's start the discussion again, leading to some conclusions on what the 2011 sojourn looks like.
We've agreed on the weekend (2nd weekend, 24 Sept - 27 Sept), but the next decision is a pre-trip. It's not a requirement, but always nice. If there is a pre-trip, I recommend one of the following:
- Amsterdam (can't go wrong here)
- Paris (always a good choice even without spousal units)
- Venice (previously discounted by Barleyman)
A pre-trip is not a requirement. In fact, if we do not do one, I will probably head to Munchen a day earlier than normal (fly on Wednesday). No real reason, maybe just yearning for some quality time with my fellow Bavarians.
Thoughts?
Monday, October 04, 2010
Saturday, October 02, 2010
Saturday, September 18, 2010
My Wife's Quote
Who knows a good divorce lawyer?
.......
Keith...
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Ozapft is 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Today My Mind Wanders
Speaking of travel, as I peruse the web, I see that this year's Oktoberfest is only 19 days away. That makes me wonder, which weekend will we go next year, and will there be a pre-trip?
I know, it's early, but you know us Oktoberfestians, never too early to talk about it. I suggest we do the 2nd weekend, which seems to have become "the usual". That would mean arrival on 23 September, with departure on 27 September.
As for a pre-trip, I say Yavohl ! Back to Amsterdam? Maybe finally do Berlin? There's always Paris.
Just some weekend ramblings.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Friday, June 04, 2010
Another Reason we should have gone this year!
Euro Falls to Below $1.20
Wednesday, June 02, 2010
This Year - Biggest Oktoberfest ever!
On September 17th, a historic reconstruction of the festival in former centuries will be opened, featuring an old Oktoberfest-tent and an exhibition of domestic and working animals of those times. One of the many highlights will be the horse-races, which are planned to be held twice a day, to remember the origins of the Oktoberfest – a horse race to celebrate a royal wedding in Munich.
Tuesday, June 01, 2010
Illinois with an S!
Saturday, May 01, 2010
Made it to ...
All in all, a wnderful day. About 9 hours to drive 150 miles. Now some time to relax, have dinner, the post some photos.
......
Keith..
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Thursday, April 01, 2010
EU approves Sale Of ‘Fucking Hell’ Beer

Fucking a village in Austria
The main tourist attraction of the Austrian village of Fucking, some 35 kilometres northwest of Salzburg, is its sign. It is pronounced "Fooking" in German. Now the village, with a population of just around 90, gets a beer named after it, even though it doesn't have a brewery.
A place to visit in 2011?
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Wednesday, March 03, 2010
We may need to re-visit
Click Here to see the article.
Friday, February 12, 2010
Happy Birthday Keith!!!
Hope it it a good one...
Wednesday, January 06, 2010
I know it's early, but....
I was wondering about our theme for the 2011 trip. I know, don't I have anything better to do? But, no, not when it comes to Oktoberfest. Anyway, Einfahrt and I were discussing this topic recently, and think we came up with a good theme. It doesn't look back, implies looking forward, and most importantly builds on the tradition of this excursion and venue.
Our idea recognizes our history and expertise with these sojourns, and also emphasizes how we want to continue, even when we might not be able to partake ourselves. The theme for 2011 would encompass all that has been learned, while cementing our place in history.
The theme:
This trip would require each Oktoberfestian to bring along at least one offspring (son or daughter), for part or all of the trip. While this has occurred haphazardly in the past with both Papa Lynch & Einfahrt, Einfahrt & Little John, and who could forget Joe & Patric, we have not had an organized acknowledgment of the responsibilities of The Next Generation Oktoberfestians.
This allows us to show our offspring what they have been missing, further educate them on the fine things in life, and set a goal to which they should aspire to. Now I know that for some of us it will be difficult to choose the next standard bearer, and might become expensive if multiple offspring come along. But the overall "touchy feeliness" of the moment will be unique and savored for eternity.
Friday, January 01, 2010
New Year's Day Beer Call
Friday, November 27, 2009
Monday, November 02, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Day 1
Pics to come at some point.
......
Keith..
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Check your emails me hearties!
Monday, September 21, 2009
S U R P R I S E - Scheduled Arrival Change.
This year we will be the first in Munich. Our arrival now is scheduled Thursday afternoon. How about Breakfast at ViktualienMarkt Friday Morning 9.30 a.m.
Cheers and have fun in Paris. B&S
New Bier Hall to Visit
Hirtenstrasse and surroundings
Munchen Road safety experts are drawing up special road signs warning drivers of drunks in Hirtenstrasse and surroundings a landmark legal ruling ahead of Europe's biggest beer festival.
They expect erratic behaviour from pie-eyed pedestrians walking to the Alfa Hotel during this weekend long booze-up.
"They are not like ordinary pedestrians. They are almost uniformly drunk and liable to behave very strangely and dangerously. Motorists need to beware," said one traffic expert
Andechs ?
I just had a client ask for consulting time this Friday. When I explained where I will be he went into a good-natured fit of jealousy - he was there last year and had the best time of his life. He highly recommends a visit to Andechs.
I will follow the, "leaders," in our troup - just offering this for consideration.
:)
Weather Forecast for Munchen
Two posts in one
Second - what attire are y'all packing? Particularly Barlyman and Paulener Girl as your blood is thinned, like mine, by warner climes - flannel shirts and jeans or T-shirts and shorts?
Danka!
Saturday, September 19, 2009
O'zapft is!
Oberbürgermeister Christian Ude hat das Oktoberfest 2009 eröffnet. Zum Anzapfen des ersten Fasses benötigte er zwei Schläge.
Let the revelry begin.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Bon Voyage
Have a great time in Paris. I am envious that you leave first and arrive in Munchen first. Please have a bier waiting for us at Hotel Alfa; don't want to go to The Wiesn on an empty stomach.
Safe travels, and see you in 7 days !
......
Keith..
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Thursday, September 17, 2009
Henk/Gemma... You must go here
Museum of Bags and Purses
573 Herengracht
Amsterdam
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Fax. +31 20 524-64-53
info@tassenmuseum.nl
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